Standard social protocols dictate that when you meet someone, if conversation gets to a certain point subjects start to talk about their virtues and atributes both physical and "emotional".

But as expected some of that might be false or not entirely accurate, and other portion of those virtues are subjective. If a more personal relatioship is the outcome of that conversation subjects get to know each other and discover that some or all of those things they told about themselves is not true, then one thing leads to another and then they can't even think about of each other for being such an ass.

Now why not introducing yourself by telling your defects? it would prevent a chain reaction of screwing up's. It would be something like this:

Hi! Im *name* and I'm really 18 years old though I look like I'm 22.

I tend to stutter a lot, Its a random thing so I don't know when my subconscious will make me look like an idiot.

I'm offensive to sight in a general way, though I've never been robed or assaulted so I look at the bright sight of that, I look like a fucking terorist it's THAT simple.

I like to think I always speak with the truth speccially if you're not that close to me but if you are I'll never tell you everything so then I'll have a valid reason for me to stop talking to you and you'll never know why.

I'm a racist... well I don't know but I just love those jokes on black people and chinesse and even some mexicans, but I'd never do something to hurt a black guy, maybe some asians... nevermind

The only person I care about it's me so I'll use anything and anyone to get what I want.

I love the scorched-earth policy if it were to me I'd have nuked the whole world a long time ago.

I just LOVE to blaspheme and talk shit about god and the church... specially the church, yes I'm an atheist it's not a defect but some people may see it that way, they think I'm an inmoral person... oh shit I am, but that doesn't mean all atheists are that way, so give them a chance.

I like to drink a lot but not in a weekly basis, no I'd be dead by now, but every few months I need it so bad.

I'm easily bored by people so by the middle of a conversation I'm already ignoring you.

I prefer to be alone that to be with an idiot.


So yeah that would be it, so what about you?



I got this idea from a vid of this guy [link] it's his youtube channel, check it out he's a really strange guy GOOOO NAAAAOOO!!!